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Harry Potter - velké hobby.
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S prádlem není žádná dřina,
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G.S. Condro - to je zázrak,
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Minerálkou zapít ještě,
známou značkou Mattoni,
za sluníčka ba i deště,
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Na reklamu ještě čekám,
třeba bude za chvíli.
Whiskas není ??? - To se lekám!
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Právě proto, lidé zlatí,
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Nechť jsou s námi všichni svatí,
zůstaňme vždy sami, sví !!!
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